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2023-02-01 20:25:38+00:00
I wanna get business cards made up. Then dress in a suit, walk up to random people, and hand them a card like "wow, you're exactly what we're looking for; here give us a call" then when they look at the card it just says "you have AIDS 👍" with a telephone and fax number at the bottom. @HateFacts
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2023-02-02 15:52:56+00:00
The Babylon REEE.
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2023-02-06 15:23:59+00:00
The women and homos who write for Netflix can't even write good female characters. All their female characters are just representations of how the writers wish they could've been if they weren't such abject cowards in real life. The situations where the characters are asserting themselves as strong independent women are clearly drawn from real life situations that were the reverse for the writers.
The male characters are even worse because you have men being written by chicks and non-binary queers who literally can't understand masculinity. The end result is the antagonist males are always the more masculine White men that fit the type of person who belonged to a higher social class than the writers in high school. The protagonist males are always low T femmes who are almost chicks themselves, because those are the type of men the writers hung out with most of their lives. @HateFacts
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2023-02-07 14:42:23+00:00
Find yourself a girl who looks at you explaining the economic benefits of shipping them all back to Africa like this. @HateFacts
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2023-02-08 01:56:06+00:00
Wish I had the ability to edit video. I got a funny idea to put videos of troons interspliced with Gandalf from LOTR yelling "YOU CANNOT PASS". @HateFacts
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2023-02-09 15:24:17+00:00
Havin one of those "how do you turn down the brightness on this monitor" kind of mornings. @HateFacts
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2023-02-10 18:53:11+00:00
My friends: "the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique from Kill Bill isn't real bro"
Me:
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2023-02-11 20:56:46+00:00
Since there hasn't been a decent Terminator made since T2 I wrote my own.
After defeating Skynet in the future, the remaining humans have a period of harmonious rebuilding. Enough time passes that John Connor and the veterans of the war are mostly passed away by natural causes. A deceptive group of historical revisionists begin smearing Connor and circulating their own version of his post-war leadership, naming him a tyrant as bad as the machines themselves. This small tribe of revisionists is able to divide society into several factions, and slowly gain power and influence over each.
John Connor's great grandson (also named John Connor) is a leader in a volunteer militia that patrols the countryside protecting villages of humans from rogue machines that are still operating on skynets programming even after Skynet was destroyed. When he hears of the deceptive behavior of these historical revisionists, he gets his men together and starts making his way back to the new Capitol of human Civilization that his great grandfather founded (and where most of the subversion is taking place). On the way back a T-800 Terminator in Connors group that had been reprogrammed to fight with humans during the war attempts to carry out a secret directive and terminate Connor.
Connor and his men are able to fight off the machine and check it's programming. They discover that one of the main agitators in the city was responsible for reprogramming the machine. Now making all haste back to Civilization Connor arrives to find most government positions are now in the hands of this small tribe of revisionists. A civil war breaks out when the small tribe tries to have Connor arrested for the "post-war tyranny" of his great grandfather John.
Connor and his men are only able to stalemate the tribe (who have reprogrammed the machines in the city to be their agents), but most of the citizenry come to their aid in support of the great grandson of their hero. Connor and his men are able to push the tribe back to their main base (a temple like structure that the tribes families had rebuilt post war). Inside the temple they find books with many old texts from before skynet, they ignore these and make their way to the basement where the remaining tribe members are holding out. They get there just in time to discover a rebuilt time machine with a Terminator going through it that is programmed to assassinate John Connor at the very end of the war against the machines. As his men gun down most of the remaining tribe members, Connors great grandson jumps into the time machine to follow the Terminator and save his great grandfather.
Epilogue: Connors men return to the main floor of the temple with prisoners who are unwilling to talk. They have won the war, but still have no idea why the tribe would break the harmony of society and cause the first human against human war since the war with the machines ended. After questioning inside the temple the prisoners refuse to say anything, so they are taken away. One of Connors men picks up a book, there are many copies of the same book around the temple. "Maybe these books have something to do with it" one of Connors men exclaims while holding up a copy of the Talmud. @HateFacts
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2023-02-13 19:08:44+00:00
I think I should get extra credit from God for not being a degenerate. It's easy for you ugos when no sodomites want to get boofed by you anyway. I on the other hand have to walk around with situational awareness everywhere I go. Just in case some homo sees my beautiful symmetrical face and goes into a lust induced fag-rage in a desperate bid to try to yank my meat sword from it's sheath and forcibly imbibe it's magnificence. I literally have to carry around a Spartan shield everywhere I go. Lest I be ill-prepared on the off chance I stumble into a roving gang of queers who want to dogpile me like some invading force of Persisn femmes throwing themselves at my unbreakable phalanx of straight masculinity. So yeah, I think I deserve a little more credit than your average amateur hoplite, when I have to be trained and prepared for war against the do-da brigade at all times. @HateFacts
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2023-02-14 19:26:53+00:00
My hands are registered as lethal weapons. That may sound cool, but it's actually quite tedious and frustrating work. I have to keep the paperwork on me at all times and make sure it's up to date. If I'm traveling to a different city/state I have to check the laws to see if my hands will be allowed. I'm not allowed on airplanes unless my hands travel separately. If I wear gloves even in the winter it qualifies as an illegal enhancement and can land me up to 5 years in prison. Trust me when I say it's almost better to have bitch hands like most of you pussies; instead of my awesome lethal ones. @HateFacts
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2023-02-15 16:25:26+00:00
One time I sat down with an old Italian man and he gave me some advice. He said it was the most important advice a man could ever hear. He then said to me "they're all whores except mama" @anglerchex
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2023-02-16 21:44:48+00:00
Notes from Human Resources department: in an effort to make this joke more female inclusive, please switch "women's shelter" with "synagogue" at your leisure. We at Hate Facts strive for equality. @HateFacts
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2023-02-17 07:25:01+00:00
Looks like her White mother needed one more. @HateFacts
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2023-02-18 19:01:13+00:00
Remember team, wanting a racially pure home is cool n all; but respecting your parents is an ethnostate we can all blitzkrieg towards. @HateFacts
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2023-02-19 08:26:18+00:00
And if you think she's feeling sorry now, wait till I make her watch me smoke all her cigarettes.
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2023-02-20 23:03:51+00:00
The other day I was involved in a mass casually incident. I was wearing a suit, but everyone else was dressed relaxed and informally. I made it out alive, but I'll always carry the memory with me. @HateFacts
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2023-02-21 18:48:38+00:00
You know on the surface it may appear as though I'm some sort of antisemitic racist misogynist...anywho hope you're all having a great day. @HateFacts
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2023-02-22 20:46:51+00:00
Otters are brutal and efficient killers. Anyone who says the most dangerous game is man has never met an Otter.
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2023-02-23 00:53:25+00:00
Actually now that I think about it EVERYONE go to shitty songs on YouTube and be like "this is the 3rd year anniversary of my friend Rick's death, and we used to listen to this while discussing the economic benefits of repatriating African Americans back to Africa. Can I get a like, prayer & Roman for Rick"
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2023-02-24 23:56:06+00:00
To see the future of a disloyal 25 year old woman, simply download any dating app and set the age to 35+ and swipe. It is a grotesque future. @anglerchex
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2023-02-25 22:46:42+00:00
Here's a fun game that you can play at the next office party as long as there's cake. You get all your co-workers together and put on your thickest Australian accent and say "guess the cakes" real loudly. It's a fun game, try it right now so you get the words down. @HateFacts
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2023-02-26 23:34:12+00:00
How to immobilize a wild Jellophant without damaging the skin or ivory. @HateFacts
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2023-02-28 20:08:44+00:00